 | #5999 An Old Farmer after Sunday school
The old farmer was talking to his neighbor after Sunday school and said:
"I didn`t realize how bored God is with baseball. After all the preacher said, ,In the Big Inning, God created the heavens a... |
| #5998 Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool ... |
| #5997 Jewish lady was leaving the garment district
Selma, an elderly Jewish lady was leaving the garment district to go home from work. Suddenly a man who had been walking towards her, stood in front of her, blocked her path, opened up his raincoat an... |
| #5996 walk when two men grab them
These two nuns are out for a walk when two men grab them, drag them into a dark alley, and start raping them.
One nun, seeing their plight, says "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do... |
| #5995 guy heard that the Pope was coming to town
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum sta... |
| #5994 the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this!"
The prie... |
| #5993 Peter met him at the gates of heaven
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. "Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can,t let you in. You see the big book here says you committed one unpardonable sin back in 1978 --... |
| #5992 How High can you Advance in your Organization
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become ... |
| #5991 stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town
A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a rowboat came to his house and offered to take him to safety. "No thank you", the man said, "G-d will help me". As the waters rose, ... |
| #5990 Ancient Romanian Proverb
ancient Romanian proverb...
The church is near,
but the roads are icy.
The tavern is far,
but I will walk carefully!
... |
| #5989 Meeting in Heaven
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They w... |
| #5987 A Monk
A monk his entire adult life, Brother Andrew was responsible for training new scribes in the art of copying by hand -- word for word -- the holy writs. One day an eager new scribe, Brother Jonathan, a... |
| #5986 There is a story about a monastery in Europe
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by... |
| #5985 In The Kingdom of Heaven
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God s... |
| #5982 You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When
People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
The pastor wears boots.
The preacher says, "I,d l... |
