 | #6018 Travelling With A Flat Tire
A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire. They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it. Luckily, a truck came along and the male driver... |
| #6016 talking and the first man began
There were two men in a bar talking and the first man began to tell the second man a story:
"One day St. Peter sent an angel to Earth to make a list of all the people that were doing hanky-panky. T... |
| #6015 the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma
Rev. Warren J. Keating, Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma, AZ, says that the best prayer he ever heard was: "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
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| #6014 the massive front doors of a church
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance... |
| #6013 priest was in the confessional
A priest was in the confessional booth with a fairly long line of people waiting for their confession. The priest had to go to the bathroom something awful and couldn,t hold it for another minute. Not... |
| #6012 father and his little boy went to church
A father and his little boy went to church. The sermon was on the long side and the boy fell asleep.
This particular priest hated people going to sleep during his sermons. When ever someone appeare... |
| #6011 that some friars were behind on their belfry payments
So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival floris... |
| #6009 the priesthood are told by the Monsignor
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bel... |
| #6008 The Pope Got Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of h... |
| #6006 sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession
A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday"
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched... |
| #6005 Jewish man was dying in the hospital
An old Jewish man was dying in the hospital. His family - wife, children, grandchildren - came to see him but only one was allowed in the room at a time.
Grandson Ben went in first. "Hello, Grampa ... |
| #6003 Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
One day, while Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, he grew terribly bored. Suddenly, in walks an older Italian women who kneels down to pray.
Michelangelo decides to mess w... |
| #6002 Hollywood director dies and reaches Heaven
A famous Hollywood director dies and reaches Heaven. At the proverbial gate, St. Peter meets him and explains that God would like the director to make one more movie.
The director grimaces, " But I... |
| #6001 walks into confession and admits
This other guy walks into confession and admits to the priest that he had engaged in oral sex. The priest being quite new at this confession business tells the man he doesn, know what type of pennance... |
| #6000 Confession 1
These two kids about 12 or 13 go to confession. The first one goes into the confessional and admits having sex with a girl.
The priest says, "It wasn`t Carmen Angelozi was it"?
The kid says "N... |
