 | #6035 Nuns Confessions
There were four nuns, who had been together in the same convent all of their adult years, all having become nuns immediately after leaving high school. Now in their mid forties, these nuns began to di... |
| #6034 There once was a priest
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded ... |
| #6032 Man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed
A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a rowboat came to his house and offered to take him to safety. "No thank you", the man said, "G-d will help me". As the waters rose, ... |
| #6031 Two priests and a rabbi were discussing
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pit... |
| #6030 youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who,s that you,re drawing, s... |
| #6029 Mother Superior in the convent
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.
A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
Th... |
| #6028 These two nuns are out for a walk
These two nuns are out for a walk when two men grab them, drag them into a dark alley, and start raping them.
One nun, seeing their plight, says "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do... |
| #6027 A Dog Named Porky
The vicar was walking along the street when he saw a little girl playing with her little doggy. He went to speak to her.
"Hello little girl", he said, "do you know who I am?"
"Yes", she said, ... |
| #6025 preacher died and went to heaven
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. "I don,t understand," he complained to Saint Peter. "I devoted my entire life t... |
| #6024 Nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat
Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat. One nun says to the other "I heard that the occupants of this country eat dogs."
"Odd, her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America w... |
| #6023 The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.
Saint Peter... |
| #6022 Man walks along a lonely beach
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: Dig!
He looks around: nobody,s there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I said, dig!
So he s... |
| #6021 the clerk for the biggest bottle of irish whisky he had
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of irish whisky he had.
The clerk replied "heck no sister, you,re nuns and aren,t supposed to drink that stuff!"
... |
| #6020 Sam Shlam were buddies all their lives
Joe Shmoe and Sam Shlam were buddies all their lives. When they died, Joe went to heaven, but Sam went to the other place.
Heaven was a gorgeous garden with fountains and flowers, serenity, contem... |
| #6019 Parishoner
A minister was greeting parishoners as they left church one Sunday morning. One man stopped to shake hands and said to the minister, "That was a damn fine sermon, Pastor."
The minister said, "Well... |
