 | #6055 walking his dog one Fall afternoon
Mr. Jones was out walking his dog one Fall afternoon when he came upon his young neighbor, Bobby, raking the leaves. "It s good to see you home from your trip! How was Europe?" he said.
"Well," sa... |
| #6054 had a bike and to make matters fair
There were two nuns who had a bike and to make matters fair they would split up the amount of days each was aloud to use it.
One day they were fighting, one nun said "It,s my turn to have the bike,... |
| #6052 Book of Revelation
In a startling announcement, Pat Robertson reveals that a careful reading of the Book of Revelation indicates that the appointed day for the "rapture" has already come and gone.
"Apparently," said ... |
| #6051 What do you get for oral sex?"
A Catholic priest is giving out penance to people who are coming to church. The first person walks in and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have stolen my neighbor`s car." The priest says, "Your confess... |
| #6050 Three men died and went to the pearly gates
Three men died and they went to the pearly gates. Saint Peter told them that the kind of vehicle they would drive in heaven depended on how they lived their life.
He told the first man he would hav... |
| #6049 This is the Staff of Life
A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert when there camel died suddenly. Alone and in the middle of nowhere they decided to sit and wait for help to come.
During the night they talked ... |
| #6048 Big Controversy
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins.
Catholics believe that life begins at conception.
Some religions believe that life begins at birth.
In the Jewish tradition,... |
| #6046 service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting. The half that was seated started yelling at those stand... |
| #6045 home from school and tells his mother
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the Jewis... |
| #6044 Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful
Two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in the Jewish section of town. They are talking amongst themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes up and in flu... |
| #6042 team of archaeologists was excavating
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:
A dog
A donkey
A shovel
A fis... |
| #6039 smelled like a distillery flopped
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man,s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of h... |
| #6038 A Sixteen year old Virgin
A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday"
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched... |
| #6037 The difference between philosophy
The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw bombs... |
| #6036 sitting behind a car at a stop light
I was sitting behind a car at a stop light the other day and I noticed that it had a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love Jesus". So I thought about it a bit and since I loved Jesus, I honked my... |
