 | #6073 A priest goes into a barbershop
A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him. The barber says, "Father, you,re a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn,t charge you, it,s on the h... |
| #6072 The Pope and the Queen of England
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can,t help bu... |
| #6071 boasting about their accomplishments
Three men are boasting about their accomplishments.
The Italian says: "I rub my wife with oil all over her body and before I,m through she screams for 5 minutes!"
The Frenchman says: "I rub my... |
| #6070 Mary Katherine lived in a convent
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack,s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o, the brandy."
"Sister Mary Katherine," excla... |
| #6069 that hanging lights on a Christmas tree
Things not to Say When Hanging the Lights
Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? Our psychiatrist claims the o... |
| #6068 The Last Supper would have been eaten
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font. ... |
| #6067 People grumble about Noah letting
You know you are in a Texas church when...
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
The preacher says, "I,d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering and five guys stand ... |
| #6066 Jewish boy comes home from school
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the Jewis... |
| #6065 Dolly Parton and Princess Di both died
Dolly Parton and Princess Di both died, and found themselves at the pearly gates.
Dolly Parton knocked, and in a moment, Saint Peter arrived. He looked at them both, and told them that he could on... |
| #6064 The Three Stooges died and went to Heaven
The Three Stooges died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and told them that, in order to enter Heaven, each one had to answer a question correctly. If they gave the wrong ... |
| #6062 A Man Selling Bibles
A man wanted to sell Bibles. He went to the nearest book store and asked the proprietor: "I`d like to have 10 Bibles."
He was given the Bibles and the next day, the man came back to the store and a... |
| #6061 Jesus walks into a hotel
Jesus walks into a hotel, walks up to the front desk, tosses a box of nails on the desk and asks "Can you put me up for the night... |
| #6059 Loopholes In The Ten Commandments
Different people look for different things in the Ten Commandments. Some are looking for divine guidance, some for a code of living, but most people are looking for loopholes.
-Sam Levenson
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| #6058 once asked God how long a million years was to him
A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second to you."
The young man asked God what a million dollars was to hi... |
| #6056 the nature of God and asked him
A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is... |
