 | #6093 God Visited Earth
With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me enough to give me $50," he... |
| #6092 Lutheran
When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of all Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbecuing beef every Friday. Since ... |
| #6091 Sisters Of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles"
Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign r... |
| #6090 Erev Rosh HaShanah, and services are about to begin
It,s Erev Rosh HaShanah, and services are about to begin. The synagogue is packed. As the congregants are milling around, shmoozing before services, everyone seems to be distracted by a man who has br... |
| #6088 The mother ship lands
The mother ship lands on the White House lawn. Every TV camera and military weapon in the world is pointed at it as it lands. A hatch opens at the bottom of the ship and an eerie green glow comes out ... |
| #6087 Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic... |
| #6085 Catholic priest is giving out penance to people
A Catholic priest is giving out penance to people who are coming to church. The first person walks in and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have stolen my neighbor,s car." The priest says, "Your confess... |
| #6084 they went to the pearly gates
Three men died and they went to the pearly gates. Saint Peter told them that the kind of vehicle they would drive in heaven depended on how they lived their life.
He told the first man he would hav... |
| #6083 Then there was the man whose bread
Then there was the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up. He ran straight away to his rabbi to report this deviance from one of the basic rules of the universe. At first the rabbi would not... |
| #6081 An elderly man was quite unhappy
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.
When he got there, an u... |
| #6079 The first one goes into the confessional
These two kids about 12 or 13 go to confession. The first one goes into the confessional and admits having sex with a girl.
The priest says, "It wasn,t Carmen Angelozi was it"?
The kid says "N... |
| #6078 The old farmer was talking to his neighbor
The old farmer was talking to his neighbor after Sunday school and said:
"I didn,t realize how bored God is with baseball. After all the preacher said, ,In the Big Inning, God created the heavens a... |
| #6076 turmoil in the world, God decided
With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me enough to give me $50," he... |
| #6075 this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rule... |
| #6074 discovered that he was the only Lutheran
When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of all Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbecuing beef every Friday. Since ... |
