 | #6269 This other guy walks into confession and admits
This other guy walks into confession and admits to the priest that he had engaged in oral sex. The priest being quite new at this confession business tells the man he doesn, know what type of pennance... |
| #6267 And the Lord said unto Noah
And the Lord said unto Noah: "Where is the Ark which I have commanded thee to build?"
And Noah said unto the Lord: "Verily, I have had three carpenters off ill. The gopher wood supplier hath let me... |
| #6266 Adam asks God
Adam asks God, "How come all the animals have both males and females, yet I am alone upon this earth?"
And God replies, "I have saved the best for last. For you I have planed Woman. She will cook f... |
| #6264 Woman in confession: Forgive me Father
Woman in confession: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Preast: How have you sinned my child?
woman: I called my husband a "son of a bitch."
Preast: why did you do this.
woman: First, he... |
| #6262 A married man goes to confessional
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean, ,almost,?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed ... |
| #6261 When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven
When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven. Upon her arival St. Peter informed her that they,ve been expecting her. She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth a... |
| #6260 I was at the beach with my children
I was at the beach with my children when my four-year-old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little b... |
| #6259 A little boy walks up to preacher
A little boy walks up to preacher after morning service and says "When I grow up, I,m gonna give you a lot of money!".
The preacher laughs and says "That,s great, why?".
The little boy answers... |
| #6258 On the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel and said
On the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mo... |
| #6256 there was this couple from Minneapolis
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rule... |
| #6254 A young man once asked God
A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second to you."
The young man asked God what a million dollars was to hi... |
| #6253 One day a priest and a nun went golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
T... |
| #6251 One day, while Michelangelo was painting the ceiling
One day, while Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, he grew terribly bored. Suddenly, in walks an older Italian women who kneels down to pray.
Michelangelo decides to mess w... |
| #6250 A person went to church every week
A person went to church every week, but feel asleep during the sermon and the women said.. "next time you fall asleep I,m going to stick this pen up your ass" and he did fall asleep, the father Began ... |
| #6249 A man who smelled like a distillery flopped
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man,s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of h... |
