 | #6110 Pope and the Queen of England
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can,t help bu... |
| #6108 day in the Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What,s the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you,ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these... |
| #6107 day two ministers were driving down a road
On a winter day two ministers were driving down a road when they slid on a patch of ice, hit a telephone pole and died.
They went to heaven but when they got to the pearly gates St. Peter told them... |
| #6106 A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clot... |
| #6105 there was a priest who was walking towards
Once there was a priest who was walking towards town.
While on his way, he saw a pretty country girl about to bathe in the river.
The girl took off her shirt.
The priest prayed "God, please c... |
| #6104 Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become ... |
| #6102 During a recent staff meeting in Heaven
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They w... |
| #6101 Cow From Minsk
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 ru... |
| #6100 Post Office Stamp
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic... |
| #6099 Kingdom of Heaven
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God s... |
| #6098 Children were lined up in the cafeteria
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "take only one, God is watching."
Moving through t... |
| #6097 After the warm rain
Jewish Haikus
After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?
Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend,s disease.
Looking for pink buds
to... |
| #6096 the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel
On the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mo... |
| #6095 A woman starts dating a doctor
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don,t know what to do.
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into th... |
| #6094 A rabbi passes away
A rabbi passes away and, after some time, the congregation suggests that the rebbetzin should re-marry. It is a small village, and the only available candidate is the local butcher. Because she was a ... |
