 | #6131 Joe Shmoe and Sam Shlam were buddies
Joe Shmoe and Sam Shlam were buddies all their lives. When they died, Joe went to heaven, but Sam went to the other place.
Heaven was a gorgeous garden with fountains and flowers, serenity, contem... |
| #6130 A minister was greeting parishoners
A minister was greeting parishoners as they left church one Sunday morning. One man stopped to shake hands and said to the minister, "That was a damn fine sermon, Pastor."
The minister said, "Well... |
| #6126 day a priest and a nun went golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
T... |
| #6124 scientists died in a car crash
Once three scientists died in a car crash an for their sins they went to hell. Down there satan received them and told them they were about to be swimming in the lake of fire and sulfur
for eterni... |
| #6123 startling announcement, Pat Robertson
In a startling announcement, Pat Robertson reveals that a careful reading of the Book of Revelation indicates that the appointed day for the "rapture" has already come and gone.
"Apparently," said ... |
| #6122 Three men died and they went to the pearly gates
Three men died and they went to the pearly gates. Saint Peter told them that the kind of vehicle they would drive in heaven depended on how they lived their life.
He told the first man he would hav... |
| #6121 A young couple met with their pastor
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service,they opted for the contemporary.
On the big day, a... |
| #6120 In a certain suburban neighborhood
In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. The... |
| #6119 Tommy goes into a confessional box and says bless
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman.
The Priest says "Is that you Tommy"?
Yes father, it is I.
Who was the woman you ... |
| #6118 one of his many trips to London
During one of his many trips to London, George Burns became friends with a very wealthy, yet very modest, Jewish chap named Hyman Goldfarb. On one visit, Hy told George that because of his large donat... |
| #6117 Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked... |
| #6115 Sister Mary Cathrine was driving
Sister Mary Cathrine was driving through a bad part of town, with Sister Mary Margaret in the passenger seat.
While stopped at a red light, a mugger jumped onto the hood of their car.
Sister Ma... |
| #6113 They keep falling through the holes in his hands
Why doesn,t Jesus eat M & M,s?
- They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the Devil:
Devil: We run things a bit differently nowad... |
| #6112 Wrong Sent Message
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rule... |
| #6111 When Ole quit farming
When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of all Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbecuing beef every Friday. Since ... |
