 | #6150 A Golfer died
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. "Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can,t let you in. You see the big book here says you committed one unpardonable sin back in 1978 --... |
| #6147 Nuns in a Park
Three nuns were sitting on a park bench one day. A flasher walked up and showed them his stuff.
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke.
The third nun,s arm was too short. ... |
| #6146 Then Jesus took his disciples
Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are the meek, bles... |
| #6145 A Woman went to the Post Office
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 C... |
| #6144 A father and his little boy went to church
A father and his little boy went to church. The sermon was on the long side and the boy fell asleep.
This particular priest hated people going to sleep during his sermons. When ever someone appeare... |
| #6143 Florists Friars
So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival floris... |
| #6142 A preacher was telling his congregation
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After... |
| #6141 Not long ago and not far away
Not long ago and not far away Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems every where. Four of the elves got sick,and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as th... |
| #6140 An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It t... |
| #6138 Thelma Goldstein from Chicago
During the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
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| #6136 This man is walking along a beach
This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an old lamp washed up on the shore. He takes it home and places it on the mantle, but doesn,t give much thought. A few weeks later he looks at it an... |
| #6135 The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible ne... |
| #6134 Theological Engineering
Theological Engineering Exam 1
5 Questions, 60 Minutes.
You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light is c. Show all work. For all problem... |
| #6133 Minister was asked about the measures
A Minister was asked about the measures being taken to prevent frequent train lootings.
He replied: "We have found that most of the time the looting takes place in the last compartment of the trai... |
| #6132 snowy Sunday in February
On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won,t have a service today." The farmer replied: "Heck, if ev... |
