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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Redneck

#545 You might be a redneck if 26
You might be a redneck if... Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels. Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor. Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat". You,...
#542 You might be a redneck if 24
You might be a redneck if... On stag night, you take a real deer. You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house. Your back porch is bigger than your house. There is more oil in your cap than in your...
#540 You might be a redneck if 23
You might be a redneck if... You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..." You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. You bring your dog to wor...
#539 You might be a redneck if 22
You might be a redneck if... Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the res...
#537 You might be a redneck if 21
You might be a redneck if... Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they,ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. You dated your daddy,s current wife in high school. ...
#502 You might be a redneck if 12
You might be a redneck if... Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it. In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. Your idea of a seve...
#497 You might be a redneck if 11
You might be a redneck if... You,ve ever worn shorts to a funeral home. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. You,ve ever been too drunk to fish. You,v...
#495 You might be a redneck if 10
You might be a redneck if... You,ve ever shot a deer from inside your house. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y,all Doin,?" (If they resp...
#492 You might be a redneck if 09
You might be a redneck if... Your wife,s job requires her to wear an orange vest. You,ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding. Bikers back down from your momma. You were shooting pool when yo...
#491 You might be a redneck if 08
You might be a redneck if... You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture. None of your shirts cover your stomach. Your only condime...
#489 You might be a redneck if 07
You might be a redneck if... You,ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill. You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. The best way to keep things cold is to leave,em in the shad...
#487 You might be a redneck if 06
You might be a redneck if... Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener. Your wife,s hairdo attracts bees. Your baby,s first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers." The antenna on your...
#486 You might be a redneck if 05
You might be a redneck if... You,ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin, dog. You,re an expert on worm beds. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house....
#483 You might be a redneck if 04
You might be a redneck if... The taillight covers of your car are made of tape. Your car has never had a full tank of gas. Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash. Your momma has eve...
#472 You might be a redneck if 02
You might be a redneck if... Your Christmas tree is still up in February. You,ve ever been arrested for loitering. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d,ouvre. There is a st...


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