 | #3193 You might be a redneck if 57
You might be a reneck if...
You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don`t use it because they won`t come down your driveway to get it.
The fellows on the big garbage moving equ... |
| #3192 You might be a redneck if 56
You might be a reneck if...
The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hurt them.
You have ever had to climb up on the roof of an out building ... |
| #3191 You might be a redneck if 55
You might be a reneck if...
The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured by a layer of mud.
You have got more bumper stickers than children.
Your wife has ever taken t... |
| #3190 You might be a redneck if 54
You might be a reneck if...
Your best coat is a black and red checkered.
You put your Christmas lights up 2 weeks after taking them down.
You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities fo... |
| #3189 You might be a redneck if 52
You might be a redneck if...
You list your parole officer as a reference.
There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
There are m... |
| #3188 You might be a redneck if 51
You might be a redneck if...
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood ... |
| #3187 You might be a redneck if 49
You might be a redneck if...
You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother`s tooth.
You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
Yo... |
| #3186 You might be a redneck if 48
You might be a redneck if...
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
Your masseuse uses lard.
Your wife`s best shoes hav... |
| #3185 You might be a redneck if 47
You might be a redneck if...
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
You saved lots of money on your ho... |
| #3184 You might be a redneck if 46
You might be a redneck if...
Your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You`ve ever hit a deer with your car..... |
| #3183 You might be a redneck if 45
You might be a redneck if...
You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Your beer can collection ... |
| #3182 You might be a redneck if 44
You might be a redneck if...
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren`t just men.
Your momma calls you over to help, cause sh... |
| #3181 You might be a redneck if 43
You might be a redneck if...
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You have the taxidermist`s number on speed-dial.
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You`ve been to a funeral and there wer... |
| #3180 You might be a redneck if 40
You might be a redneck if...
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife`s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Juni... |
| #3179 You might be a redneck if 39
You might be a redneck if...
One of the options on your truck is a spitoon.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter sm... |
