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#4841 William E. Geist, The New York Times Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer ... #4838 President Dan Quayle on Republican family values Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values ... #4837 The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen... and stupidity. You may have read that epigraph on a button or on a graffiti wall somewhere. They always get it wrong. It,s my quote. I thun... #4836 the University of Colorado He thinks Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac." - Julian Bond on Vice President Dan Quayle. Feb 18, 1989 at a Big Eight Conference on Black Student Government at the University of C... #4835 Bill Gates To create a new standard it takes something that,s not just a little bit different. It takes something that,s really new and really captures people,s imagination. And the Macintosh, of all the machine... #4834 the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes I,m just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. - Calvin, from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes ... #4833 Boston Mayor Menino It,s like an alcatraz around my neck. - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces ... #4832 Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins He was a man of great statue. - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins ... #4831 Andrew Mathis It is bad luck to be superstitious ... #4830 Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate The internet is a great way to get on the net... #4827 Put it back in the horse - H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the ,30s-,50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar... #4826 Light Beer People who drink light "beer" don`t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. ... #4825 An Obstetrician is someone who takes An Obstetrician is someone who takes out for money what another man has put in for fun. ... #4824 the nurses for dates and the A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes. ... #4821 No, just spots." I,ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Have you seen a doctor?" "No, just spots." ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11