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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


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#4863 Mind your own business Mind your own business, Spock. I,m sick of your half breed interference. ... #4862 Rich Hall A good title for a subliminal self-help tape would be "Head Cleaner." I bet you,d sell a bunch just by accident. ... #4861 Joel McClure I had this weird dream last night that, after a huge meal, I was brushing my teeth with a chicken leg. Upon waking, I realized that I had merely used my dog,s toothpaste by mistake.... #4859 Woody Allen in Getting Even The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God,s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you,ve just made a down payment on a house. ... #4858 Lazarus Long An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.... #4857 The Wizard of Oz Follow the yellow brick road.... #4854 the environment. This is a good planet." The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet." - Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars. ... #4853 Mae West Too much of a good thing is wonderful. ... #4851 Ralph Waldo Emerson I hate quotations" - Ralph Waldo Emerson ... #4849 Billy Crystal Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." ... #4847 Monty Python and the Holy Grail Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! ... #4846 Jimmy Buffett Indecision may, or may not, be my problem... #4845 Albert Einstein A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. ... #4843 John Steinbeck Lord, how the day passes! It,s like a life - so quickly when we don,t watch it, and so slowly if we do. ... #4842 Thomas Edison Many of life,s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11