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#4891 Guess Shirt "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ,Guess, on it. I said, ,Thyroid problem?," ... #4890 Steve Jobs My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she,s reading... #4889 Henry Kissenger There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you,re anxious to meet people who do." ... #4884 Alfred J. Talley The reason American cities are prosperous is that there is no place to sit down... #4881 Willis Stone Status Quo... Latin for ,the mess we,re in... #4878 Thomas Jefferson That government is best which governs least ... #4876 Thomas Alva Edison The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to f... #4875 Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show Quote This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I,ll lay you odds the frog wrote it... #4872 Jack Mayberry I voted for the Democrats because I didn,t like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache." ... #4871 Jon Stewart Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don,t eat pork. I,m sorry, what was that last one? Don,t eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart every... #4870 Jim Carrey "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they,re eating sandwiches." ... #4869 Bobcat Goldthwait If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." ... #4868 Rita Rudner I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor,s office was full of portraits by Picasso.... #4866 Jonathan Colan I want to marry the girl in her twenties who knows the words to "Sh-Boom." But if she,s got them tattooed on her butt, forget it, because that,s just weird... #4865 Patrick F. McManus Indeed, gifts that make statements of any kind are fraught with risk. My policy now is to select only those gifts that know how to keep their mouths shut... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11