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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
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A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
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#4909 Scott Adams Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion... #4908 Chuck Bonner Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for every human being on earth. Does anybody want mine? I certainly don,t." ... #4906 Paul Paternoster It,s a good thing Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address the year that he did, or else that "four score and seven years" part would have just been plain wrong... #4905 Russ Suter Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... ... #4902 There must be one with your name on it." Pilgrim State, on Long Island, NY, is the largest mental hospital in the world, with 12,000 beds. There must be one with your name on it." - Album cover notes from a band called..."Pilgrim State... #4901 Bertrand Russell It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. ... #4900 Oliver Wendell Holmes Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing... #4899 Kate Wendleton Nobody has a job anymore. All you have is an assignment. It,s like an actor who lands a part. He doesn,t know how long it may last. You are your own small business whether you like it or not. ... #4898 Voltaire A witty saying proves nothing... #4897 Zsa Zsa Gabor I,m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house... #4896 Lily Tomlin All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see now that I should have been more specific. ... #4895 John Wayne I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I,m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves... #4894 Patricia Arquette Things you,ll never hear a woman say: ,My, what an attractive scrotum... #4893 Tiger Woods Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps... #4892 Courtney Cox Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you`re in." ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11