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	#702 Steven Wright 06 I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you`re open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." I love to g...
	#701 Steven Wright 05 I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boys and a girl." I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French To...
	#700 Steven Wright 04 It`s a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they,d just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. When I die, I`m leaving my body to science fiction. I went to the bank ...
	#699 Steven Wright 03 Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... Sorry, my mind was wandering. One ti...
	#698 Steven Wright 02 I`ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. My watch is three hours fast, and I can`t fix it. So I`m going to move t...
	#697 Steven Wright 01 You know how it is when you`re reading a book and falling asleep, you`re reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I`m like that all the time. Last night, I walked...