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Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
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#4952 Marie Corelli I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog, which growls every morning, a parrot, which swears all afternoon, and a... #4951 Katharine Hepburn Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then."... #4950 Margaret Atwood If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin Mary... #4949 Margaret Thatcher In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." ... #4948 Mark Schmidt El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways... #4946 the Ayatollah Khomeini If you can,t say something nice about someone, you are probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini... #4945 the freedom of any society At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is... #4944 National Lampoon If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick. But there,s no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Go... #4942 Steve Martin If you can,t say something nice about someone, you are probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini. ... #4940 Irv Kupcinet What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?" ... #4939 Maurice Wilkes As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn,t as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I real... #4938 Neil Simon When it,s 105 in NYC, it,s 78 in LA. When it,s 20 below in NYC, it,s 78 in LA. Of course, there are 4 million interesting people to talk to in NYC, and 78 in LA. ... #4937 Bette Davis The key to life is accepting challenges. Once someone stops doing this, he`s dead. ... #4936 Sam Levenson You can give your teenage son your car for his date, you can give him a bonus allowance for his date, you can give him your brand new sportjacket for his date, but you cannot tell him to "Have a good ... #4935 the Dallas Mavericks We,re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11