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#4820 The vet examined the cat and said there was no question A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to come examine her cat. "I don,t know what,s wrong with her," the woman told him. "She looks as if she,s going to have kittens, but that,s impossibl... #4819 A psychologist is a man who watches A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a gorgeous girl enters the room... #4817 After the exam the dentist said A woman went to see her dentist for a routine checkup. After the exam the dentist said, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." Horrified, the woman replied "Ooooohh... #4816 The doctor said, "I have some bad news There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor. The doctor said, "I have some bad news and some really bad news." The fellow said, "let me have it." The doctor said, "The bad ne... #4815 patient who transfers from a prestigious nearby Then there is the story about a patient who transfers from a prestigious nearby institution after a full admission workup. The resident is asking Abie about his transfer. R: Was it the doctors? A: T... #4813 The rooster clucks defiance What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?... #4812 the registered pharmacist Scene: Pharmacy. Foster is looking at the shelves. A woman approaches him. Woman: Can I help you sir? Foster: I,d like to see the registered pharmacist. Woman: I,m a registered pharmacist, a... #4811 you know medicine.is not exact science You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease like your daughter,s was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But ... #4808 Dave Barry If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you,d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the ,Beverly... #4807 Samuel Goldwyn A verbal contract isn,t worth the paper it,s written on. ... #4806 Mitch Ratcliffe Computers let you make more mistakes faster than anything except handguns and tequila..." - Mitch Ratcliffe ... #755 Robert Schmidt 13 My uncle`s an airline pilot ... kinda makes it difficult to hold the bottle though... When my Dad came home last night, my mom fainted. Don`t tell anyone I said, but we`re live on national TV. ... #752 Robert Schmidt 12 I,m in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when out of town ... they mail it to me. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.... #751 Robert Schmidt 11 The museum boasted owning the original version of Beethoven,s unfinished basement. What are imitation rhinestones? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Let,s say yo... #750 Robert Schmidt 10 You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country. I called the Census Bureau to see why they hadn,t sent me a form, and they said that I was ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11