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#4756 the guru who refused to let the dentist use novocaine Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use novocaine to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication. ... #4755 the office of Dr. Hobbs Satterfield sat in the office of Dr. Hobbs. "I,ve got an emergency out at my house, Doc," muttered Satterfield. "My son Steve was kissing his girlfriend while his mother and I were out this afternoon,... #4753 then send the bill to her husband? It must be wonderful to be a doctor. In what other job could you ask a girl to take her clothes off, look her over at your leisure -- then send the bill to her husband... #4751 Send Him To A Psychiatrist Doctor! My husband thinks he,s a chicken" "Well, why don,t you send him to a psychiatrist?" "I would, but we need the eggs." ... #4750 I have some good news and some bad news Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, I have some good news and some bad news. First the bad news, we,re hopelessly lost. Now the good news, we,re ahead of schedule. ... #4749 the one who collects the rent A neurotic is a person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent. ... #4748 the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving Then there was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving. They let him go, though. He was already an hour late for an operation. ... #4747 the sick and leave the well alone A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone. ... #4746 the sight of blood. A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can,t stand the sight of blood. ... #4745 Mama turned angrily on the boy and shouted An irate mother marched her ten-year-old son into the doctor,s office and demanded, "Is a boy of this age able to perform an appendix operation?" "Of course not," snapped the doctor. Mama turned... #4742 A woman went to see her dentist A woman went to see her dentist for a routine checkup. After the exam the dentist said, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." Horrified, the woman replied "Ooooohh... #4741 His doctors call. There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor. The doctor said, "I have some bad news and some really bad news." The fellow said, "let me have it." The doctor said, "The bad ne... #4740 The first man was an engineer who said his dog Four men were talking about how smart their dogs were. The first man was an engineer who said his dog, T-Square, could do drafting. He told the dog to get some paper, draw a square, a circle, and a tr... #4739 The farmer had two spare beds Three men were traveling in rural America when their car came to grief, whereupon they sought shelter at the nearest farmhouse. The farmer had two spare beds, and, of course, his daughters,s, but s... #4738 Dear Abby Dear Abby, I am an unmarried woman aged 63, with two children. Both are gainfully employed. As a young girl, I unfortunately was quite promiscuous. Through a series of unhappy affairs with both ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19