 | #4776 the plan and then came the assumptions
In the begininning was the plan and then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form, and the plan was completly without substance, and the darkness was upon the face of the worker... |
| #4774 A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother... |
| #4773 So the new conductor addresses the orchestra
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra. He tells them that things are going to change, that everyone will be expected to be on time and that they will work for many long hours. The timpanist, ex... |
| #4772 the woman told him
A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to come examine her cat.
"I don,t know what,s wrong with her," the woman told him. "She looks as if she,s going to have kittens, but that,s impossibl... |
| #4771 snapped the doctor
An irate mother marched her ten-year-old son into the doctor,s office and demanded, "Is a boy of this age able to perform an appendix operation?"
"Of course not," snapped the doctor.
Mama turned... |
| #4770 The young lawyer told his associate
The young lawyer told his associate, "I feel like telling that judge where to get off again."
"What do you mean - again?"
"Well," the lawyer replied, "I felt like it last week, too."
... |
| #4769 a gorgeous girl enters the room.
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a gorgeous girl enters the room... |
| #4766 Always get a second opinion
A lawyer died. At the same moment... |
| #4765 A conservative rabbi
Three men were traveling in rural America when their car came to grief, whereupon they sought shelter at the nearest farmhouse.
The farmer had two spare beds in the room next to his daughter,s room... |
| #4763 Why Are You Eating Grass
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limo one day when he noticed two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told the driver to pull over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eatin... |
| #4762 The Investment Banker said
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Investment Banker fresh out of Harvard, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Investment Banker said,... |
| #4761 Foster is looking at the shelves
Scene: Pharmacy. Foster is looking at the shelves. A woman approaches him.
Woman:
Can I help you sir?
Foster:
I,d like to see the registered pharmacist.
Woman:
I,m a registered pharmacist, a... |
| #4760 the new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room
Dr. Middleton, the new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room, answered the phone late one night. "Doctor," exclaimed a woman, "what shall I do? We just discovered our two-year-old son has eate... |
| #4759 the bedclothes of a hospital
Miss Carmella, the student nurse, tucked in the bedclothes of a hospital patient. "When the doctor comes on his rounds this morning," she said, "I want you to smile and look happy."
"I don,t want t... |
| #4757 Suddenly the dentist stiffened and said to the man
Barth went to Dr. Legget to get a cavity filled. He escorted Barth to the chair and gave him some novocaine. Legget returned a few moments later, told him to open wide, and then reached for his drill.... |
