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#4796 The transaction complete A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco,s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so... #4795 These men should have been considered some Did you know who in 1923 was: President of the largest steel company? President of the largest gas company? President of the New York Stock Exchange? Greatest wheat speculator? President o... #4794 passengers on a commercial airliner One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of th... #4793 Stock Brokers sleep like babies Stock Brokers sleep like babies - they wake up every hour and cry a little... #4792 A dedicated shop steward was at a convention A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?" "No, I,m sorry ... #4791 Med Sudent Did you hear about the medical student who was expelled for performing an illegal operation? It seems he opened his teacher`s head with a hatchet. ... #4790 the patient That,s enough out of you!" said the surgeon as he stitched up the patient. ... #4789 them in the dressing room A woman called up a doctor,s office and said to the nurse, "I,m missing my panties. I just wonder if I left them in the dressing room." The nurse said she,d look, but came back and said, "I,m sorry... #4788 Two doctors are walking down a corridor Two doctors are walking down a corridor in a hospital and one goes to the other, "Why do you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear?" And the doctor replied, "Oh damn, I knew some asshole had my pe... #4787 A prostitute stops screwing Whats the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute stops screwing you after you,re dead. ... #4785 It was so cold out the other day It was so cold out the other day that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.... #4783 A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed? The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I ... #4781 they find an antique oil lamp A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The... #4780 Whats the difference between a group of lawyers Whats the difference between a group of lawyers driving a porche and a porcupine? - The porcupine has pricks on the outside! ... #4777 One day at a busy airport, One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of th... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19