 | #6663 The Los Angeles Police Department
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit... |
| #6659 Some surgeons were taking a coffee break
Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The seco... |
| #6658 ENGINEERS AND ACCOUNTANTS
ENGINEERS AND ACCOUNTANTS. A novel approach to saving money.
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and... |
| #6657 As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There,s a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn,t want you to th... |
| #6656 Dentists are wonderful. They put all this fancy
Dentists are wonderful. They put all this fancy equipment into your mouth, get their drills going full blast, then ask you questions you feel compelled to answer, like "I hear your wife has been sleep... |
| #6655 A neurotic is a person who builds
A neurotic is a person who builds a castle in the air.
A psychotic is the person who lives in it.
A psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent.
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| #6654 The Chronicle Of Higher Education
In the December 15, 1993 issue of The Chronicle Of Higher Education, page A19, in an article discussing MBA programs; Lawrence E. McKibbin, Dean of Business at Washburn University of Topeka is quote... |
| #4822 the doctor for her annual checkup
Madeleine went to the doctor for her annual checkup. He told her to disrobe and climb onto the examination table.
"Doctor," she said shyly, "I,m sorry but I can,t undress right in front of you."
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| #4803 A surgeon returned from a hunting trip
A busy surgeon returned from a two-week hunting trip complaining angrily to his wife, "I didn,t kill a damn thing!"
"Well darling," she replied, "that,s what you get for neglecting your practice."
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| #4802 the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you,re an engineer -- you,re in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is l... |
| #4801 They lost their sight while saving our club house
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. "Whats with these guys", says the engineer "We must have been waiting for over 25 minutes!!". "I ... |
| #4800 Law Firms and their Specialities
Torts (plaintiffs) Poor, Weiner, Lauder & Lauder
Torts (defendants) Billings, Daly & Dunnings
Tax law Dewey, Cheate & Howe
Appellate briefs Doolittle & Waite
Shareholder suits Harris, Pes... |
| #4799 poverty and members of the city s legal society
A New York lawyer died in poverty and members of the city s legal society were donating to a fund for his funeral. The Circuit Court Judge was asked to donate a dollar.
"A dollar?" said the Justice... |
| #4798 Whos dog is smarter
Four men were talking about how smart their dogs were. The first man was an engineer who said his dog, T-Square, could do drafting. He told the dog to get some paper, draw a square, a circle, and a tr... |
| #4797 The porcupine has pricks on the outside
Whats the difference between a group of lawyers driving a porche and a porcupine?
- The porcupine has pricks on the outside!... |
