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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
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A Kid calls the Help Desk
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking

Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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	#4508 How to be a good lawyer How to be a good lawyer: 1) When the law is against you, argue the facts. 2) When the facts are against you, argue the law. 3) When both are against you, call the other lawyers names. ...
	#4507 Doctors with dead plants Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ...
	#4506 They put all this fancy equipment into your mouth Dentists are wonderful. They put all this fancy equipment into your mouth, get their drills going full blast, then ask you questions you feel compelled to answer, like "I hear your wife has been sleep...
	#4505 their favorite café in Miami Beach Two lawyers are walking to their favorite café in Miami Beach. As they are walking down Ocean Drive, one of them notices a gorgeous blonde model topless sun bathing on the beach. He remarks to ...
	#4504 the difference between a dead lawyer What,s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road? There are skid marks before the skunk ...
	#4417 An engineer,a mathematician and a physicist An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one Saturday and laid their money down. Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don,t understand why I lost all m...
	#4404 Prove all odd numbers are prime. Question: prove all odd numbers are prime. Mathematician: 1 is prime , 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, .... 11 is prime, so is 13 and therefore, by induction, all odd numbers are prime. QeD. ...
	#3067 Two inventors arguing Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn`t have the right consistency. One of the inventors kep...
	#2185 Cloning the scientist A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper. Th...

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