 | #4523 the doctor for his first prostate exam
A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?
The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I ... |
| #4522 replied the bartender
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I,ll have a lawyer f... |
| #4521 the first hole of their golf game.
Four women were teeing off to the first hole of their golf game. The forth woman hit a terrific slice and it zoomed off to the next fairway and hit a guy. He clasped his hands to his crotch and fell d... |
| #4520 Lawyers Necktie
What,s fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A lawyer,s necktie.
... |
| #4519 The shrink thought for a moment and said
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist,s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I ... |
| #4518 One day, at a local buffet
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son,s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite ex... |
| #4517 Patient:
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I,ve only got 59 seconds to live.
Doctor: Wait a minute. I,ll be right with you....
... |
| #4516 After discovering her young daughter playing
After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor,s boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.
"It,s only natural ... |
| #4515 A secretary, a paralegal and a partner
A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The... |
| #4514 An economist is back in his old college
An economist is back in his old college town many years after graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors. He happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he picks it up ... |
| #4513 Three men were traveling in rural America
Three men were traveling in rural America when their car came to grief, whereupon they sought shelter at the nearest farmhouse.
The farmer had two spare beds, and, of course, his daughters,s, but s... |
| #4512 Texas receives news of an out of town emergency
A lawyer who works in Texas receives news of an out of town emergency which requires him to fly out of the state for a short period of time. He doesn,t even have time to pack, so he calls home to tell... |
| #4511 the examination for his new life insurance policy
During the examination for his new life insurance policy the doctor asked "Did your father die a natural death?"
"Oh no," said the patient. "He had a doctor."
... |
| #4510 Shop Rates
Seen at a local auto mechanic,s shop:
Shop Rates
If you wait . . . $60 / hour
If you watch . . $80 / hour
If you help . . .$100 / hour
If you laugh . .$140 / hour
... |
| #4509 Mary Grace died and went to heaven
Sister Mary Grace died and went to heaven. St. Peter welcomed her, complimented her on her wonderful life devoted to the church, and asked if she had any special request.
"Yes," replied the nun. "I... |
