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#4544 the other day that I saw a lawyer It was so cold out the other day that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets. ... #4542 A man enters a barber shop for a shave A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking ... #4541 Skeet. What do you call it when a law firm goes skydiving... #4540 A small business owners speech A small business owner was giving a speech on the trials and tribulations of running a shop in today,s society. He summarized by simply saying "All lawyers are assholes" At that, a man in the back ... #4539 A Rotwieler. What,s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer... #4537 The doctor replied while putting on his glove A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed? The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I ... #4535 Three contractors were touring Three contractors were touring the white house on the same day. One was from New York, another from Missouri, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for... #4534 A veterinarian went to see her doctor A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I,m... #4531 the definition of an engineer What is the definition of an engineer? An engineer is a person who lacks sufficient personality to be a CPA. ... #4530 the liquor store, get a six pack, bring Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the do... #4529 The bartender says A man walks into a bar with a pig one day and he goes to the bartender and says "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender says "We certainly do." The man than says "Great I,ll have a bottle of ... #4528 The taste. How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral themometer... #4527 the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he,d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper,s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting ... #4526 The doctor tells his patient The doctor tells his patient "I have good news and bad news for you, which would you like to hear first?" The patient asks for the bad news first. "I have the results from your lab tests, and yo... #4525 small business owner was giving a speech on the trials A small business owner was giving a speech on the trials and tribulations of running a shop in today,s society. He summarized by simply saying "All lawyers are assholes" At that, a man in the back ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19