 | #4559 The New England Journal of Medicine
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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| #4558 Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?
Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you,ll find that it,s reasonably in line with government predictions.
Physicist: I won,t tell you unti... |
| #4557 they bury lawyers twenty-six feet underground
Why do they bury lawyers twenty-six feet underground?
Because deep down they,re really nice guys.
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| #4556 A fellow with a bad cough comes in to the pharmacy
A fellow with a bad cough comes in to the pharmacy, walks up to the counter and asks for the pharmacist. A young clerk tells him that the pharmacist is not available. The man asks the young clerk if h... |
| #4555 the professor that it is the same exam that he had taken 10 years ago.
An economist is back in his old college town many years after graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors. He happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he picks it up ... |
| #4554 A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everythin... |
| #4553 I have a rash on my penis
So the man goes to the doctor and says "I have a rash on my penis."
"Does it burn?" asks the doctor.
"I don,t know," says the man, "I never tried to light it."
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| #4552 The diesel generator stops
What,s the difference between a cameraman and a diesel generator?
The diesel generator stops whining at the end of the program. ... |
| #4551 then came the assumptions
In the begininning was the plan and then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form, and the plan was completly without substance, and the darkness was upon the face of the worker... |
| #4550 Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker.
Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker.
The stripper walks out and starts shaking her butt in the dentist,s face. He takes a twenty from his wallet, licks it, and ... |
| #4549 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can,t get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That,s the problem - I make a mistake and... |
| #4548 A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital
A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I,d like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don,t want to know if ... |
| #4547 the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A prostitute stops screwing you after you,re dead.
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| #4546 Porsche in the English countryside
A bloke is driving around in his Porsche in the English countryside. He stops outside a field full of sheep, walks up to the shepherd and says, "I,ve got an offer. I,ll guess how many sheep you,ve got... |
| #4545 Take off all your clothes
An old man goes to his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, "Take off all your clothes." So he does. Then the doctor says, "Now go look out that window." So he does. "Now stick out your tongue." So... |
