 | #4579 After successfully passing the bar exam
After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law office. He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him. "Show him right in!" our... |
| #4578 the medical student who was expelled for performing
Did you hear about the medical student who was expelled for performing an illegal operation?
It seems he opened his teacher,s head with a hatchet.
... |
| #4577 The Pearly Gates.
Dr. Stranton died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. While trying to get through, he was stopped by St. Peter. "Now hold on," said the M.D. "I,ll have you know I was the biggest specialist in Chicago. Y... |
| #4576 Two doctors conversing
Hedrick and Douglas, two doctors, were conversing in front of the hospital when two really attractive blondes came towards them.
"Here comes my wife and my girlfriend," said Hedrick.
"That,s odd... |
| #4575 It must be wonderful to be a doctor
It must be wonderful to be a doctor. In what other job could you ask a girl to take her clothes off, look her over at your leisure -- then send the bill to her husband?
... |
| #4572 Madeleine went to the doctor for her annual checkup
Madeleine went to the doctor for her annual checkup. He told her to disrobe and climb onto the examination table.
"Doctor," she said shyly, "I,m sorry but I can,t undress right in front of you."
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| #4571 They just open up an office and the patients come trickling in.
Urologists don,t have to advertise. They just open up an office and the patients come trickling in.... |
| #4570 Sign in an optometrist window
Sign in an optometrist window:
If you don,t see what you want, you,ve come to the right place.
... |
| #4569 Alaska and is now known as an optical Aleutian
Did you hear about the eyeglasses maker who moved his shop to an island off Alaska and is now known as an optical Aleutian? ... |
| #4568 Koster had an operation and was coming out of the ether
Koster had an operation and was coming out of the ether. He looked at the two other patients in nearby beds and said, "Thank God that,s over!"
"Don,t be too sure," said Benson in the next bed, "the... |
| #4564 the man who was in a terrible car crash, and the doctor told
Then there was the man who was in a terrible car crash, and the doctor told him that his left leg would have to be amputated.
When he woke up from the operation the doctor said "I have some good ne... |
| #4563 Bed Clothes
Miss Carmella, the student nurse, tucked in the bedclothes of a hospital patient. "When the doctor comes on his rounds this morning," she said, "I want you to smile and look happy."
"I don,t want t... |
| #4562 the hospital patient told his nurse
"I,m in love with you," the hospital patient told his nurse. "I don,t want to get well."
"You won,t," said the nurse. "The doctor saw you kissing me, and he,s in love with me too."
... |
| #4561 the psychiatrist who gave his son
Did you hear about the psychiatrist who gave his son a set of mental blocks for Christmas... |
| #4560 Joe the lawyer died suddenly
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We,ve been waiting a long time for you."
"What do you mean," he replied, "I,m only... |
