 | #4596 There were three nuts in an asylum
There were three nuts in an asylum and they had been doing well in their therapy, so the doctors, committee decided it was time to give them a test, to see if they were ready to return to society.
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| #4595 The Walrus and The Carpenter
Last week, a young middle-class woman consulted me. She was not unattractive, but her expression was one of frivolous earnestness, that is to say, intense self-absorption. She approached the consultat... |
| #4594 the point that English is one of the few languages
A linguist was giving a talk at a conference and made the point that English is one of the few languages without a double-positive ("yes, yes") that actually means a negative ("no").
While pausing ... |
| #4593 The doctor says
An old man goes to his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, "Take off all your clothes." So he does. Then the doctor says, "Now go look out that window." So he does. "Now stick out your tongue." So... |
| #4592 that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
It was so cold out the other day that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets... |
| #4591 the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking ... |
| #4590 It depends on how thin you slice them.
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
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| #4589 Viagra Such A Hit
With Viagra such a hit, a major drug company is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today,s society.... ... |
| #4587 the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I,ll have a lawyer f... |
| #4586 Two doctors are walking down a corridor in a hospital
Two doctors are walking down a corridor in a hospital and one goes to the other, "Why do you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear?" And the doctor replied, "Oh damn, I knew some asshole had my pe... |
| #4585 My doctor is teriffic
My doctor is teriffic.
Some doctors treat you for a broken arm, and then you die of pneumonia.
If my doctor treats you for a broken arm, you die of a broken arm!.
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| #4584 proctologist with poor depth perception
If there,s one thing I hate, it,s a proctologist with poor depth perception... |
| #4583 the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of Stanford, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighborh... |
| #4582 Passengers on a commercial airliner
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of th... |
| #4581 The ultimate example of a randomized, double-blind clinical study
Here,s the most recent joke at the dep. of neurosurgery, Trondheim University Hospital, Norway... |
