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#4638 A lady awoke one morning and discovered A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "Are you sure", the... #4637 Why is a sperm like a lawyer Why is a sperm like a lawyer? They both have one chance in ten million of becoming a human being. ... #4636 Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. When he arrives, he asks the first doctor "Why should you be allowed into heaven?" The first doctor replied, "I spent my whole career in... #4635 Johnny Cochrane and Heidi Fleiss What do Johnny Cochrane and Heidi Fleiss have in common? They both charge a lot but eventually they get you off -David Benjamin ... #4633 the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic What,s the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? A psychotic doesn,t believe that 2 + 2 = 4. A neurotic knows it,s true, but it bothers him. ... #4632 the bottom of the ocean? What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! ... #4630 Two lawyers are walking to their favorite café in Miami Beach Two lawyers are walking to their favorite café in Miami Beach. As they are walking down Ocean Drive, one of them notices a gorgeous blonde model topless sun bathing on the beach. He remarks to ... #4629 poor depth perception If there,s one thing I hate, it,s a proctologist with poor depth perception.... #4627 I have this ringing in my ears I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears." He said, "Don,t answer it!" ... #4626 the person who lives in it A neurotic is a person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent. ... #4624 Arrested for drunken Then there was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving. They let him go, though. He was already an hour late for an operation... #4620 Fifty dollars charge MacGregor had a toothache and went to Dr. Friedman. "What do you charge for extracting a tooth?" asked the Scotsman. "Fifty dollars." replied the dentist. "Fifty dollars for only twenty secon... #4619 Not Going to Hurt Each Other Barth went to Dr. Legget to get a cavity filled. He escorted Barth to the chair and gave him some novocaine. Legget returned a few moments later, told him to open wide, and then reached for his drill.... #4618 Refuse To Use Novocaine Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use novocaine to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication. ... #4617 Satterfield sat in the office of Dr. Hobbs Satterfield sat in the office of Dr. Hobbs. "I,ve got an emergency out at my house, Doc," muttered Satterfield. "My son Steve was kissing his girlfriend while his mother and I were out this afternoon,... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19