 | #4658 Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says, "Hey Doc, you know how we have been talking about Freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.
I was eating dinner with my mothe... |
| #4656 Why do they bury lawyers
Why do they bury lawyers twenty-six feet underground?
Because deep down they,re really nice guys.
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| #4655 OLd lady went to her doctor
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
D: Why mad... |
| #4654 The clerk gives him a bottle of some medicine for his cough.
A fellow with a bad cough comes in to the pharmacy, walks up to the counter and asks for the pharmacist. A young clerk tells him that the pharmacist is not available. The man asks the young clerk if h... |
| #4653 A lawyer who works in Texas receives news
A lawyer who works in Texas receives news of an out of town emergency which requires him to fly out of the state for a short period of time. He doesn,t even have time to pack, so he calls home to tell... |
| #4652 New life insurance policy
During the examination for his new life insurance policy the doctor asked "Did your father die a natural death?"
"Oh no," said the patient. "He had a doctor."
... |
| #4651 St. Peter welcomed her
Sister Mary Grace died and went to heaven. St. Peter welcomed her, complimented her on her wonderful life devoted to the church, and asked if she had any special request.
"Yes," replied the nun. "I... |
| #4648 the eyeglasses maker who moved his shop
Did you hear about the eyeglasses maker who moved his shop to an island off Alaska and is now known as an optical Aleutian?
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| #4647 they left a sponge in me and had to cut me open again."
Koster had an operation and was coming out of the ether. He looked at the two other patients in nearby beds and said, "Thank God that,s over!"
"Don,t be too sure," said Benson in the next bed, "the... |
| #4646 The meals were the same each day
McCarthy was recovering nicely from an operation, and he was happy except for his diet.
The meals were the same each day. For breakfast there was a glass of apple juice, one egg, one piece of toast... |
| #4645 Scene: Pharmacy
Scene: Pharmacy. Foster is looking at the shelves. A woman approaches him.
Woman:
Can I help you sir?
Foster:
I,d like to see the registered pharmacist.
Woman:
I,m a registered pharmacist, a... |
| #4644 the hospital emergency room
Dr. Middleton, the new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room, answered the phone late one night. "Doctor," exclaimed a woman, "what shall I do? We just discovered our two-year-old son has eate... |
| #4642 Miss Carmella, the student nurse
Miss Carmella, the student nurse, tucked in the bedclothes of a hospital patient. "When the doctor comes on his rounds this morning," she said, "I want you to smile and look happy."
"I don,t want t... |
| #4641 What do you get when you put 50 politicians
What do you get when you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians?
- 100 people who don,t do dick!
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| #4639 A working engineering student
A young engineering student started working at a factory as vacation training. The foreman was a little busy so he handed the student a broom and asked him to sweep the floor.
The student began to... |
