 | #6686 Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill."
"I don,t think you need the Pill at your age."
"It relaxes me."
"But you know the ,purpose, of the Pill. I... |
| #6685 Young Doctor Forbes completed an examination
Young Doctor Forbes completed an examination of an elderly man.
"Tell me," asked the M.D. "Do you suffer from arthritis?"
"Of course!" snarled the senior citizen. "What the hell else can I do wi... |
| #6684 Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor. "I,m sure I,ve got a liver disease, and I,m gonna die from it."
"Ridiculous," said the doctor. "you,d never know if you had the disease or ... |
| #6683 Dr. Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine
Dr. Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine, died recently.
Two medical students are talking:
"Did you hear that Salk died?"
"Who,s Salk?"
"The inventor of the polio vaccine."
"What,s... |
| #6680 I am an unmarried woman aged
Dear Abby,
I am an unmarried woman aged 63, with two children. Both are gainfully employed.
As a young girl, I unfortunately was quite promiscuous. Through a series of unhappy affairs with both ... |
| #6679 Last week, a young middle-class woman
Last week, a young middle-class woman consulted me. She was not unattractive, but her expression was one of frivolous earnestness, that is to say, intense self-absorption. She approached the consultat... |
| #6678 A linguist was giving a talk at a conference
A linguist was giving a talk at a conference and made the point that English is one of the few languages without a double-positive ("yes, yes") that actually means a negative ("no").
While pausing ... |
| #6676 A New Orleans lawyer sought
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to property offered as collateral... |
| #6675 A man calls his lawyer and asks
A man calls his lawyer and asks: "How much would you charge me to answer three questions?"
Lawyer: $400.
Man: Jesus, that,s a lot of money isn,t it?
Lawyer: I guess so. What,s your third ques... |
| #6673 While on a tour conducted by the Head Nu
While on a tour conducted by the Head Nurse, the new hospital Administrator happened to glance into a patient,s room. He was shocked to see a nurse giving the patient a hand job!
"What,s going on i... |
| #6672 Hedrick and Douglas, two doctors
Hedrick and Douglas, two doctors, were conversing in front of the hospital when two really attractive blondes came towards them.
"Here comes my wife and my girlfriend," said Hedrick.
"That,s odd... |
| #6670 A young engineering student started working
A young engineering student started working at a factory as vacation training. The foreman was a little busy so he handed the student a broom and asked him to sweep the floor.
The student began to... |
| #6669 Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter
Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. When he arrives, he asks the first doctor "Why should you be allowed into heaven?"
The first doctor replied, "I spent my whole career in... |
| #6668 With Viagra such a hit, a major drug company
With Viagra such a hit, a major drug company is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today,s society....
Directra - a dose of this dr... |
| #6667 A small business owner was giving a speech
A small business owner was giving a speech on the trials and tribulations of running a shop in today,s society. He summarized by simply saying "All lawyers are assholes"
At that, a man in the back ... |
