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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking

Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

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	#4676 Now the appendix?" said his partner Yesterday I removed wealthy Mrs. Hollingsworth,s appendix." said the surgeon. "Now the appendix?" said his partner. "Have you discovered what her real problem is?" ...
	#4675 the surgeon as he stitched up the patient That,s enough out of you!" said the surgeon as he stitched up the patient.p...
	#4674 other doctors All my doctor does is send me to see other doctors. I don,t know if he,s really a doctor or a booking agent. ...
	#4672 A newspaper photographer A newspaper photographer, reporter and editor are walking down the beach. They see a bottle in the sand. The reporter grabs it, rubs it, and a genie pops out. So grateful is the genie he grants them e...
	#4671 the street with his hands in his own pockets. It was so cold out the other day that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets....
	#4670 The court jester was eyeing the big boobs of the Queen The court jester was eyeing the big boobs of the Queen. "If I don,t suck those, my life,s a waste", lamented he when a consultant turned up. "Pay my fee of Rupees Twenty Five Grand and I shall help...
	#4669 Sister Mary Grace died and went to heaven Sister Mary Grace died and went to heaven. St. Peter welcomed her, complimented her on her wonderful life devoted to the church, and asked if she had any special request. "Yes," replied the nun. "I...
	#4668 orchestra and a bull What,s the difference between an orchestra and a bull?? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back. ...
	#4667 A man goes into hospital for some tests comes round there,s a doctor peering over him; you know, pulling the eyelid up, wielding the reflex hammer. Doctor says; "Ahh. I,m glad you,ve come round. I,m afraid I have some mixed news" Ma...
	#4666 thing but mean your mother A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother....
	#4664 Who collect the rent A neurotic is a person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent. ...
	#4662 the patient that he has "HEGS The doctor tells the patient that he has "HEGS". The patient inquires, "What,s HEGS ?" The doctor replies, "Its a combination of herpes, encephalitis, gonorrhea, and syphilis". The patient as...
	#4661 Two lawyers are walking to their favorite café in Miami Beach. Two lawyers are walking to their favorite café in Miami Beach. As they are walking down Ocean Drive, one of them notices a gorgeous blonde model topless sun bathing on the beach. He remarks to ...
	#4660 Man visits psychiatrist Man visits psychiatrist: Man: "Doctor, Doctor I have a problem." Psy: "Tell me about it." Man: "Doctor, Doctor I like mashed potatoes." Psy: "There,s nothing wrong with that. I also like m...
	#4659 the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees. "A man and a woman making...

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