 | #4692 A lawyer died. At the same moment
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they,re getting their heavenly vestments, the P... |
| #4691 the side of the road eating grass
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limo one day when he noticed two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told the driver to pull over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eatin... |
| #4690 The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town,s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our re... |
| #4689 Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on Lawyers
Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician... 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Number of gun ... |
| #4688 A street person approached a passerby
A street person approached a passerby. "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?"
"That,s ridiculous!" the man said huffily.
"Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. "I don,t nee... |
| #4687 A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes
A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the ... |
| #4686 Then let me talk with Mr. Shapiro
So a man calls the law firm of Shapiro, Shapiro, Shapiro & Shapiro.
He asks to speak with Mr. Shapiro.
"I,m sorry, but he,s in a meeting."
"OK," responds the caller. "Then let me talk with... |
| #4685 A college student needed a small two-hour course
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill out his schedule. The only one available was Wildlife Zoology. After one week the professor gave the class a test. He passed out a sheet of pap... |
| #4684 the difference between a rectal and oral themometer
How do you tell the difference between a rectal and oral themometer?
The taste. ... |
| #4683 How are lawyers like sperm
how are lawyers like sperm?
One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
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| #4682 This handyman goes to hell. The Devil says "Man
This handyman goes to hell. The Devil says "Man, I,ve been needing someone down here like you, can you fix this cold water plumbing? It hasn,t worked for eons!"
In no time at all hell had running c... |
| #4681 This woman went to the doctor
This woman went to the doctor, wanting to find out about the latest weight loss program.
The doctor tells her, "Well- there is a new one that you can lose alot of weight with, and what you do is in... |
| #4679 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you,re an engineer -- you,re in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is l... |
| #4678 they wake up every hour and cry a little
Stock Brokers sleep like babies - they wake up every hour and cry a little. ... |
| #4677 Trondheim University Hospital, Norway;
Here,s the most recent joke at the dep. of neurosurgery, Trondheim University Hospital, Norway;
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