 | #4714 The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion
The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he only had one First Lieutenant Slot available.
The colonel called the first butter-bar into his office and said,... |
| #4712 Prescription for the pill
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill."
"I don,t think you need the Pill at your age."
"It relaxes me."
"But you know the ,purpose, of the Pill. I... |
| #4710 the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor. "I,m sure I,ve got a liver disease, and I,m gonna die from it."
"Ridiculous," said the doctor. "you,d never know if you had the disease or no... |
| #4709 Getting an unual check up
Madeleine went to the doctor for her annual checkup. He told her to disrobe and climb onto the examination table.
"Doctor," she said shyly, "I,m sorry but I can,t undress right in front of you."
... |
| #4708 the right place
Sign in an optometrist window:
If you don,t see what you want, you,ve come to the right place
... |
| #4705 The grass at my house is almost a foot tall!"
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limo one day when he noticed two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told the driver to pull over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eatin... |
| #4704 Reaching the end of a job interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Investment Banker fresh out of Harvard, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Investment Banker said,... |
| #4703 A local United Way office realized
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town,s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our re... |
| #4702 The student was amazed
A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the ... |
| #4701 The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill out his schedule. The only one available was Wildlife Zoology. After one week the professor gave the class a test. He passed out a sheet of pap... |
| #4700 the doctor came in to administer his annual physical
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.
"Well, to tell the truth... |
| #4697 The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town,s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our re... |
| #4696 Insane Inmates In a Baseball Game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seem... |
| #4695 the program
What,s the difference between a cameraman and a diesel generator?
The diesel generator stops whining at the end of the program... |
| #4693 There are more of them
Did you know that scientists have recently stopped using laboratory rats for subjects and are now using attorneys?
It,s true, for two reasons. There are more of them, and you don,t get so attached ... |
