 | #656 Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing si... |
| #654 Be afraid if you annoy this husband
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were... |
| #652 Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let,s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only cele... |
| #651 My daughter is your reward
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw ... |
| #650 May I borrow your dog for a few days?
It,s for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her."
"Gee...That,s terrible," comm... |
| #649 A man is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working lat... |
| #648 A Mother`s Dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you,d better have around de yard if you,re going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies was... |
| #646 Wedding preparation guidelines
Announcement:
It is the responsibility of the bride,s family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of the bride (A high school yearbook pictu... |
| #645 Kids at the Wedding
At a friend,s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked a... |
| #644 Like Father, Like Husband?
If it,s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
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| #643 An organization that makes men fear marriage
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men,s club, Bachelors, Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or ev... |
| #642 The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she,s happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
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| #641 Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy--it,s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control.
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| #639 Marriage quotes 14
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx
We m... |
| #637 Marriage quotes 13
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx
The marriage o... |
