 | #678 Some practical jokes
A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements for the pick up and return of the groom,s tuxe... |
| #677 A kid`s view on marriage
What Exactly Is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don,t have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old
"When somebody,s been dating for a while, the boy might p... |
| #676 Getting revenge with marriage
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I,m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can,t marry anyone after yo... |
| #675 Marriage studies findings
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You,re what?!?"
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| #674 How have times changed?
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.
Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven,t changed at all!
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| #673 Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.
"Well, it all started when I got... |
| #671 A very desperate marriage
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six ye... |
| #670 A staged wedding
As supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin,s daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The br... |
| #668 I just needed to use your car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to se... |
| #667 Too much speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I,m going to let you ... |
| #666 The guide to wife translations
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It,s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The ... |
| #664 Someone really stinks
young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I,ve got really smelly feet and that my so... |
| #663 Problems from the start
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date,s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.
"I,ll be ready in a few minutes," ... |
| #661 Why can`t you be like that?
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he come... |
| #659 I have "great" news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we,re going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile... |
