 | #3146 An organization that makes men fear marriage
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men,s club, Bachelors, Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or ev... |
| #3145 Marriage quotes 12
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butle... |
| #696 Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are foo... |
| #693 Gift for a birthday
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
Tha... |
| #692 Have long marriages
Some people ask the secret of Anthony,s long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesday... |
| #691 Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard o... |
| #690 Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes.... |
| #689 Going to the office
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby - You s... |
| #688 Flying in the plane
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob wo... |
| #686 The way you say it
It,s not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really ... |
| #684 What a large crowd
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe,s mule kicked his mo... |
| #683 Don`t take any chances
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law,s death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.
He replies, "Don,t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes... |
| #682 A way to save your marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you,d ... |
| #680 This wife is too jealous
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn,t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you,re cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The... |
| #679 The government cuts costs
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.
"Steve," his wife said, whil... |
