 | #64 I don`t owe anything for this drink
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What,ll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That,ll be five dollars," to which the guy replies,... |
| #63 I am afraid of that tarmac
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.
The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jum... |
| #61 A golf club visits a local bar
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You,ll be driving later," replies the bartender.
... |
| #59 Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your ... |
| #57 Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress tu... |
| #56 A very depressed man
There,s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks ... |
| #54 Female hormones in beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% o... |
| #52 A man takes the ferry home from work
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, ... |
| #50 A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What,s your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
... |
| #49 They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I,m ... |
| #46 I`m just trying to be helpful
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" ... |
| #43 The story of a very short man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One,s for me and one,s for this lit... |
| #41 You can`t bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can,t bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." ... |
| #39 The customs of an Irishman
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and ord... |
| #38 What causes people to have arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man,s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of h... |
