 | #801 Merry Christmas law
Merry Christmas in Legal Terms
Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neu... |
| #800 Learning a lesson
A prominent lawyer,s son dreamed of following in his father,s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father,s firm, intent on proving himse... |
| #799 Demise of a partner
One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. P... |
| #798 You`re a lawyer if
You Might Be A Lawyer If....
You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
You have a daughter named Sue and... |
| #797 Halls of Justice
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn,t start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.
Climbing in, he told the driver to take him to the halls of justice. "Where are the... |
| #796 Keep that a secret
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate ... |
| #795 History of lawyers
Why God Created Lawyers
Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against thei... |
| #794 Unfit words to hear
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer.
The witness hesitated. "But... |
| #793 Talk to the judge
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer,s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge,s orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally... |
| #792 Lawyers on a jury
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his b... |
| #791 Introduce lawyers
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.
"And you,re a liar!" bellowed the opposition.
Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identif... |
| #790 Fight to win a case
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
Excited ab... |
| #789 Stupid attorneys
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.
"I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer.
"No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith.
"... |
| #788 Light bulb lawyers
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.
A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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| #787 Who would steal?
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you w... |
