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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
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A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


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Elderly

#826 You will forget it An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor`s, t... #825 Getting old when You know you,re getting older when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn,t hurt doesn,t work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven,t been anywhere. Your little black book... #824 Guaranteed visits An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her as... #823 Automotive horror As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife,s voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there,s a car going the wrong ... #813 Movies changed For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. ... #812 Hard of hearing Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain,t it?" "No," the second man replied, "It,s Thursday." And the third man chi... #811 Good & bad news An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first.... #810 Humor about Death OLD WANTS never die, they become needs OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down OLD W... #809 Humor About Elderly People OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY" ... #808 Humor about Age OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip OLD PRINTERS never die, they,re just not the type OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just dec... #807 Jokes about Age OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never ... #806 Jokes About Senior Citizens OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they,re just fooling themselves OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs OLD MATH... #805 Jokes about the elderly OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop ... 1 | 2