 | #7258 What do you call it when you have
What do you call it when you have nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts!
What do call it when you have nuts on your chin?
Blow-Job... |
| #7257 A man walks into a urinal and sees a small
A man walks into a urinal and sees a small man peeing. He says "I usually don,t look, but you have a huge dick"
Small man: Well I,m a leprechaun
Man: Well can I have a wish?
Leprechaun: Su... |
| #7256 Three guys were traveling on the road
Three guys were traveling on the road and they were tired, so they stopped at a nearby farm. The farmer goes to the first guy "You can sleep with the pigs," to the second guy "You can sleep with the c... |
| #7255 In the Garden of Eden lies Adam
In the Garden of Eden lies Adam,
peacefully stroking his madam.
He does so with mirth,
for on all of this Earth,
there were only two tits
and he had ,em!
... |
| #7254 Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety
Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two ... |
| #7253 Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing
Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass their time in jail.
The first one pulls out a harmonica and says "I can play all my favorite songs on this."
The second takes ... |
| #7252 There were two bulls, a young one named
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited.
"Sam, Sam, can I go... |
| #7251 A lady walks into the bar and plops down
A lady walks into the bar and plops down a frog. She says bartender, a gin and tonic and a martini for the frog. The bartender says what,s so special about the frog. She leans over into the bartenders... |
| #7250 A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane
A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all at the vet. The terrier asked the poodle, "What are you in for?"
The poodle said, "Well, every time I see a car I just want to chase it and one day I ... |
| #7249 The John Bobbit Family began attending
The John Bobbit Family began attending the local church in thier town.
They began reading the bible quite often over the months. Their pastor came to them and asked them what books were their favor... |
| #7248 A little boy and girl go trick or treating
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?"
"We,re Jack and Jill" s... |
| #7247 On the morning show at a radio station in Chicago
On the morning show at a radio station in Chicago they play a game for prizes usually vacations and such, called "Mate Match." The DJ,s ring someone at work and ask if they are married or in a serious... |
| #7246 A fellow picks up a girl in a bar and takes
A fellow picks up a girl in a bar and takes her home. "Do you have a foot odor problem?" he asks.
"I certainly do not!" she replied.
"Well it must be your pussy then." he answered.
... |
| #7245 Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle
For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we,d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There,s no w... |
| #7244 Two guys are walking down the street
Two guys are walking down the street when they come across a dog licking its balls.
The first fellow says "I wish I could do that!"
The other fellow responds "If you pat him on the head he might... |
