 | #3069 A contest and a bird
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the wo... |
| #2783 Worries about mad cow disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit ... |
| #2782 Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House
Compiled by Harold Reynolds and updated on December 6, 1994
Panda 1. Introduction
The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one o... |
| #2781 A guide to walking tigers
Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger. T... |
| #2750 Law of Cat Inertia
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on human... |
| #2749 Two angry neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill,s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then b... |
| #2748 Question and answer animal jokes 06
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q:... |
| #2747 Question and answer animal jokes 05
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.
Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachs... |
| #2746 Question and answer animal jokes 04
Q: Diner: I can,t eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It,s no use. He can,t eat it either.
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: What do you get when ... |
| #2745 Question and answer animal jokes 03
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don,t know the words.
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going ... |
| #2744 A dog`s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks
1. [xxx] is not f... |
| #2743 A human`s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her.
1. I will not bathe my ma... |
| #2742 A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That,s the smartest ... |
| #2741 These chickens want books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ,Buk Buk BUK., The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave... |
| #2740 A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline ... |
