 | #7389 CRUISING WITH THE PENGUINS
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can,t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
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| #7388 THE INTELLIGENCE FACTOR
A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, ,Buk Buk BUK., The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, t... |
| #7387 THE FIRE DOG
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.
The children starte... |
| #7386 THREE WISHES
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.
"You,ve led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by gr... |
| #7385 CRUISING WITH THE PENGUINS
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can,t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
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| #7384 UPSETTING THE STEWARDESS
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"
The stewardess... |
| #7383 THE LONELY FROG
A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautifu... |
| #7382 THE TALKING PARROTS
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They ... |
| #7381 THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man... |
| #7056 panda
a panda goes into a restraunt, the waiter served him some bamboo. after the panda had eaten that he shot evey one in the restraunt and he leaves, the waiter comes running out and asked him what he don... |
| #5371 Answered Prayer
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They o... |
| #4393 Frog princess
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I,ll turn into a beautiful princess." He bend over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog... |
| #3799 panda
A panda walks into a bar has something to eat shoots every one in the resteraunt, and then leaves.
The waiter runs out after the panda and says "what did you do that for?"
he panda says "look m... |
| #3556 A German
England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag. While making idle chatter about golf, the customs official realizes that the tourist does not know wha... |
| #3320 Cat jokes 07
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they,re l... |
