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#7201 : Real Estate Definitions

Charming
Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."

Much Potential
Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.

Unique City Home
Used to be a warehouse.

Hi-Tech/Contemporary
Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.

Daring Design
Still a warehouse

Completely Updated
Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa.

Sophisticated
Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."

One-Of-A-Kind
Ugly as sin.

Brilliant Concept
Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."

Upper Bracket
If you have to ask...

You,ll Love It
No, you won't.

Must See To Believe
An absolutely accurate statement.


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