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#5681 : There were 2 little kids in the sand box

There were 2 little kids in the sand box at the park they were about 2 years old all they had on was a tee shirt they were sitting there playing and the little girl got curios and looked down at the little boy and asked him what that was between his legs.

The little boy said "I dont know I,ll ask my dad when I get home."

Then the little boy asked her what that was between her legs. She said "I dont know I,ll ask my mom".

So the kids went home and the little boy asked his dad what it was and he said "Its your truck you,re susposed to park it in as many garages as you can."

The boy said he understood.

When the little girl got home she asked her mom what it was and she said "it's your garrage. Never let any trucks park in it."

The little girl said sh understood.

A few days latter they were at the park again the little boy asked the little girl if she had found out what it was.

She said "It's my garage and I,m not susposed to let any trucks park in it."

Then the little girl asked the little boy what he had found out.

He said "it's my truck."

A few minutes later the parents heard the little girl scream, and then the little boy scream. Then ran right over and asked what happened.

The little girl said "He tried to park his truck in my garage so I riped of his wheels"




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