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#5537 : An old man crying on a bench
You see this young lad walks out of a store and sees and elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is O.K!
YM: Sir, are you O.K?
Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today (and he is still crying)
YM: Wow, it's a special day for you.
Old Man.: Yes it is. I,m 82 today (and still crying.)
YM: Even better, you look great for your age.
Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.)
YM: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You,ve got a whole new life ahead of you.
Old Man: I married a 25 year old.
YM: Holly Molly!! Even better.
Old Man: We have sex every day! (he's till crying)
YM: I don't even have sex everyday, you are a lucky person.
Old Man: Yes, I am, and I,ve forgoten where I lived.