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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #5434 : Why Men Are (Justifiably) Proud of Themselves We know stuff about tanks A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase We can open all our own jars We can go to the bathroom without a support group We don't have to learn to spell a new last name We can leave a motel bed unmade We can kill our own food We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness Wedding plans take care of themselves If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend Underwear is $10 a three-pack If you are 34 and single nobody notices Everything on our faces stays the original color Three pair of shoes are more than enough We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming Car mechanics tell us the truth We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me." Same work-more pay Gray hair and wrinkles only add character We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors We almost never have a "strap problem" in public We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades We don't have to shave below the neck A few belches are expected and tolerated Our belly usually hides our big hips One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons We can do our nails with a pocketknife We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes. Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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