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#5358 : A guy on the beach

A guy on the beach just can't seem to make it with any of the girls, so he goes over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him...

"It's obvious, dude" says the lifeguard "...you,re wearin, baggy old swim trunks that make you look like an old man...they,re years outta style. Go get yourself a pair of these spandex Speedos--about two sizes too small--and drop a fist-sized potato down inside ,em. You,ll have all the chicks you want!"

The following weekend the guy hits the beach in his tight Speedos with the fist-sized potato and...cryin, out loud!--it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So the guy goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "...you were supposed to put the potato down the front of the Speedos!"




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