Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
Because he didn`t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
If athletes get athlete`s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!
Do you have any invisible ink?
Certainly sir. What colour?
How is business going?
I`m looking for a new cashier
But you only had a new one last week
Yes, that`s the one I`m looking for!
Where do hamsters come?
Hampsterdam!
What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole?
A penguin!
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?
Because England was discovered before the USA